Lesson in cooties

Posted By admin on March 8, 2009

This is just too funny not to share.  My two boys were giving me a lesson in cooties on the way home from church today.  My oldest, Samuel, was telling me that only girls have cooties.  Boys have bomb-bombs.  Girls have cooties to attract boys and boys have bomb-bombs to resist the girls’ cooties.  Some girls have really strong cooties and some girls hardly have any cooties at all.  The older the girls get the less cooties they have.

I am sure you will all be relieved to find out that I have no cooties left.  <whew>  Apparently all my cooties died out when I got married.  Quinn, however, still has his bomb-bombs because he is still silly.  Evidently boys need their bomb-bombs more than girls need their cooties.  Cooties are only to help girls get married.

I am sure all of you are better off for having heard this lecture.  I know I am! :)   I will update you with any new cootie updates in the future.

Y’all come back now.

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I am a work at home Mom of two of the best boys ever. I am a Nationally Certified Master Groomer and have been grooming out of my home for the last 12 years. We have recently moved to Greenbrier Tn on 27 acres. We are new to the "homesteading thing" but we are excited to learn. We hope to be filling our farm with many critters and a garden. We are homeschoolers so everything is a unit study to us. It has been fun to see the boys help Dad cut firewood. We will also be learning how to build a chicken coop in the near future as well. I have been making handcrafted soap lately as well and I am seeing an improvement in that business as well. It is all natural vegetable and goat milk based soaps. Can't wait to share this experience with everyone.

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3 Responses to “Lesson in cooties”

  1. admin says:
    March 11, 2009 at 11:28 am

    Funny thing is that Jacob whispered to Samuel that “Jane’s”, a girl at church, cooties were way to powerful. He was going to marry her. yikes! He is not even 7! Maybe I ought to give him your girl lecture. :)

  2. Sheri says:
    March 11, 2009 at 12:53 am

    What are you mums teaching them boys down there in the south? ;^)
    I keep trying to tell my boys to “stay away from girls…they’re nuttin’ but trouble”;
    Maybe the cootie story would be more effective, lol!
    Blessings, Sheri

  3. MOM says:
    March 10, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    That is just too priceless! BOMB-BOMBS??? Where do they get these ideas? That is definitely going to be a scrapbook page somehow! Love you all, MOM

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